It's a mad world, my masters

From the Saturday (10 February) Times news briefs, page 36:

Unforeseen glitch

The Psychic Museum in York has shut because it failed to attract enough visitors. It was opened in 2003 by the astrologer Jonathan Cainer [who he, ed?], who intends to reopen it. He said: "if you  are asking me when it will open up again, it is hard to say. I don't believe you can make predictions about things you are close to."

Mistaken identity

Mohammed Ali, 11, had to miss school to appear before Bradford magistrates on charges of driving without a licence, test or insurance certificates and failing to produce documents after police wrongly logged him as the driver when his father's car was hit by another driver. The case was dismissed.

(The above is verbatim, so address any comments about the grammar direct to the Times.)

I am tempted to muse about the Bradford police perhaps being better suited to running a psychic museum and the astrologer being better suited to run a police force, but I'll just draw a veil here.

Comments

[Clare]

Yup, sure is...but hey I knew I was going to type that about 0.5 second before my fingers hit the keyboard. I am obviously psychic. I am going to apply for a job at the museum (or the police station) immediately (not sure which one yet - have to consult the dregs of my tea cup.